58 responses

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 12:47 am

  This would work well….untill the “roommate” decided that he/she needed to drink real bad and thus breaks the top of the bottle

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 2:46 am

  there’s really only a limited number of possibilities – if someone really wants to get into it, they can enter each of the possilities and try each one. it’ll take less than ten minutes to find the right code.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 3:08 am

  only if they start sober

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 3:22 am

  It would take longer then ten minutes dumb ass. Three digits. Each of those three can be nine different things. If I didn’t suck at math I’d tell you how many possibilities there were. But, I know enough to know it’s a shitload.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 3:38 am

  your the dumbass… I guess you really aren’t good at math…lets try counting…0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 now count how many numbers there were? thats right shit for brains there are 10. So 1000 possibilities. If you start from 000 and work your way up, if you don’t have your combo in 10 mins, go grab your helmet, go get your drool cup and hop on the short bus you fucking retard.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 4:06 am

  Wow, now who’s not good at math? In 10 minutes there are only 600 seconds, so you’d have to try 1.7 combinations a second. I very much doubt you could reasonably try more than 1 combination every 1 or 2 seconds, plus you have to deal with ADD. You’re never going to spend more than one minute just trying to open a damn bottle of wine.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 4:51 am

  I like pie

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 5:35 am

  Both of you are fucking idiots.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 9:16 am

  FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 10:42 am

  LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 11:58 am

  WHY ARE WE YELLING???

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 12:00 pm

  WHY ARE WE YELLING??

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 12:03 pm

  Kristin Kreuk is HOT!!

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 12:42 pm

  i’m pretty sure i could count to one thousand in 10 minutes… you don’t have to pick possiblities randomly, just start at 000 and count up to 999

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 1:21 pm

  Maybe I missed something here, but why wouldn’t the roommate just unscrew the thing out of the top of the bottle? Assuming that can’t happen, this thing really needs a keyed lock to be effective for reasons already stated

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 1:44 pm

  It’s a $27 gadget to protect a $15 bottle of already opened booze. Screw 10 minutes, I’d just steal an unopened bottle instead. Who’s the dumbass now!

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 2:06 pm

  In reply to the 3:38 AM posting of “your the dumbass” :
  from your language, grammer, and general comments, I guess you must be the person the lock was bought to foil, but you did stay sober long enough to get past it, but not long enough to last till you posted your tirade. ( look it up dummy )

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 2:56 pm

  Steve, She touched my peepe

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 3:07 pm

  i open my mouth and show hoes princess cuts, Bend them over and stick it in there butt…. I do the dummy beeeezzyy

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 5:38 pm

  Yes but that is assuming that one must try all 1000 combinations to open the bottle… So Chances are it could be done it 10 min. Hell, you could get to 098 and POP…

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 5:45 pm

  Shut up! DAMN! Everyone, I mean EVERYONE needs to go RIGHT NOW and take a shot and chill the fuck out. (Of your OWN liquor or wine)

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 7:51 pm

  This is in reply to the 2:06 posting by the grammar fanatic. Can you say run on sentence?

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 7:55 pm

  A grasshopper just flew into my window.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 8:06 pm

  What kind of loser argues over the internet?

  Get out of your moms basement & go get some ass.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 9:39 pm

  in reply to the 8:06pm posting:
  Eat your words much?

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 10:10 pm

  Man, fuck this product anyways. It fucking costs $27 bucks when a bottle is $20 at most. Its like buying a car alarm for fucking pinto.

• Anonymous
  Sep 22, 2005 at 11:55 pm

  family guy… yum

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 12:48 am

  $20 at most? Try $20 at least. (unless you buy shit in a plastic bottle)

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 12:00 pm

  Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you”re still retarded!

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 12:05 pm

  if u use the thing over n over then the small cost of 27 bucks really isnt that bad…n if u think about it..it really is a good idea for parents to stop their kids from takin their alcohol…not that i would ever want that to happen…but u get my point im sure

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 1:27 pm

  Arguing over the internet is just like getting the gold in special olympics, even if you win, you’re still retarded. Think about that

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 3:53 pm

  In response to 1:27pm…not nearly as retarded as making the same post some other fucktard made 90 min before you.

  IM THE STAR!!! UNCLE JEFF IS GOING TO PLAY CORNDOGS WITH US!!!!

  Moron!

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 3:56 pm

  Ok, anyone who owns one bottle of booze invariably owns several more bottles booze too. I personally would have to buy like 20 of these. 20 X $27 = a fuckload of money that most college kids don’t have. Besides, is it worth spending a few hundred bucks to keep your roommate from taking a swig of your Admiral Nelson’s Rum?

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 4:07 pm

  $27… save your money. Buy yourself an invisible pen for $5 and a Jiffy marker for $1. Mark the bottle with the invisible pen and then you can use your existing black light (that you usually use to seduce chicks, or more likely your hand) to check the level. If the level is lower than your mark, or the bottle is missing, wait until your roomate falls asleep and then shame his booze-pilfering ass with the Jiffy marker.

  $6 well spent and he probably won’t steal your shit again.

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 4:52 pm

  Thats it I have set mine to 999 as this will make you go through all the combos. Hey loooser let me know how long it takes you to get into my bottle of MadDog 20/20

• Fecal McStool
  Sep 23, 2005 at 4:57 pm

  I like to talk about stool.

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm

  If you set it at 999, someone could start at 999 and get it in one. The only good combination would be from 240-260 and 740-760 because that way people taking the top or bottom halves or starting from the top of bottom would have the longest way to go. Not to mention you would have to change this thing daily, because if your roommate is going to steal your liquor god knows he is going to be on that thing like a safe cracker.

• tedstyle
  Sep 23, 2005 at 7:08 pm

  hahahahahah how many combinations are there when it goes from 000-999 hmm maybe 1000?? rough esitmate

• Anonymous
  Sep 23, 2005 at 9:33 pm

  hell go drink theres then you wont need the lock for yours. lol

• Anonymous
  Sep 24, 2005 at 3:40 am

  when i was in the third grade i cracked a lock like this. all you gotta do is try to open it while rolling the numbers. eventually you will land on the right one.

• Wizzritz
  Sep 24, 2005 at 5:12 am

  Okay, first of all, why are you guys arguing over this. IF your roomate is that mad over alcohol, then hide the stuff. You’re a jackass if you’re aware of this and still keep your stuff in the fridge. Second, if your the alky, borrow a hacksaw(if your really determined) or a a dremel. Better yet, why don’t you go buy your own so you don’t have to keep wasting your stupid ass roomate’s money.

• Anonymous
  Sep 24, 2005 at 9:41 am

  Wow!! how dumb is dumb, fucking cum dumpsters. I have never seen anthing so funny. So tell me how long would it take to figure it out, if you stuck up your ass and you had to shit!!

• Anonymous
  Sep 24, 2005 at 1:11 pm

  It would work better on your sister, because 10 minutes to crack the lock would make me feel ashamed and queasy, and I would probably kill myself.

• Anonymous
  Sep 24, 2005 at 2:38 pm

  “from your language, grammer, and general comments, I guess you must be the person the lock was bought to foil, but you did stay sober long enough to get past it, but not long enough to last till you posted your tirade. ( look it up dummy )”

  You spelt grammar wrong dumb shit.

• Anonymous
  Sep 25, 2005 at 2:20 pm

  I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE!!!!!!

• Anonymous
  Sep 25, 2005 at 4:35 pm

  I had sex with the next commentor’s Mother.

• Anonymous
  Sep 25, 2005 at 10:26 pm

  Kill yourself!

• Anonymous
  Sep 25, 2005 at 11:08 pm

  i love lamp

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 12:13 am

  here’s a simple way to crack any of these combo locks (provided it’s a cheap chinese one, or the lockmaster shit you see in the gym):

  Pull whatever it is you would to get the thing open (The top, the lock itself..etc.) Then by pulling it you scroll the first set of numbers, this depends on which one is located closest to the lock mechanism, figure it out. Then it will eventually stop where the pin falls into the nudge. One down, two to go.
  If the rest won’t work like this then just guess, if you can’t get them to move your pulling to hard, ease up and “feel” it out. Good luck.

  PS Your all fucktards

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 1:45 am

  Just urinate in the bottle- then your roommate can have all he wants.

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 1:46 am

  i think it would actually be “You’re all retards”, but good call…

  retard.
  

  oh yeah, and i have a great solution for the room mate problem, get your own place… just a thought.

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 1:46 am

  The directions say “twist until the unit becomes firm.” I’ve been twisting for 20 minutes and my unit isn’t firm yet.

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 3:43 am

  ^ haha, I’m glad yours was the last comment posted, cause that was funny.

  But in all seriousness, why not just put ALL of your bottles into a cabinet, and get ONE lock to keep whomever you’re trying to keep out of your booze….out of it?

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 10:47 am

  There are exactly 504 possible combinations. Shouldnt take too long to try them all. Who wants a drink??

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 12:25 pm

  I think anyone with a pair of balls would just kick the shit out of the thievin’ bastard, or at least shit on his bed when he’s sleeping.

• Anonymous
  Sep 26, 2005 at 4:49 pm

  504? Please share with us the logic you used to arrive at this number.

• Anonymous
  Sep 28, 2005 at 12:07 pm

  504?? Man that is some crazy guessing… I mean .. from 000 to 504 there are……. 504 combinations.
  if someone set it at 505 that guy would be gone.. he would have to give up after that and bite the end off the bottle to get the magic genie to come out and do his math test for him.

• Anonymous
  Sep 28, 2005 at 5:01 pm

  I think the whole “Roomate Stealing booze” is more just one of the many advertising angle the company could have taken. I think this gadget would be more aimed towards the parents who know that their children are stealing booze from them. I would think that they would rater have a 20$ bottle of house wine drank, rather than 150$ bottle. Kids dont know what good wine is, most would probably grab the first bottle they could, which could be an expensive one…

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