Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. The flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. One breast could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection (could they not condense the two items into one?) . A signal would be relayed to wireless headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

BT Laboratories’ analyst, Ian Pearson tells the Sun, “It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”

[via The Register]

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