Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. The flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. One breast could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection (could they not condense the two items into one?) . A signal would be relayed to wireless headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
BT Laboratories’ analyst, Ian Pearson tells the Sun, “It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
[via The Register]
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5 responses
Justin
Oct 14, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Ah yes… the horrer stories about leaking implants just weren’t enough, now we have to worry about battery acid leaking out, or the batteries exploding (like we hear about in so many gadgets lately).
Anonymous
Oct 20, 2005 at 1:34 pm
What do you mean do something more than just decorative???? They are useful!!!!!! I look at them all the time and I like it, gives me visual pleasure.
Anonymous
Oct 28, 2005 at 2:25 pm
SO…… How do you plug them in to recharge?
Apr 1, 2006 at 10:48 pm
How about transplanting your brain from your penis to your head!
mr. pinkerton » MP3 Breast Implants
Sep 19, 2006 at 1:36 pm
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