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Sonic Alarm

By Vic DaSilva / 27 comments

For those special moments when you really need to wake someone up.
“The Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic “fire in the hole” and lob the grenade into the sleeper’s room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That’s not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. It’s stupid, and brilliant, and will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.” Price:$19 Buy it here from Amazon

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Anonymous

so…whats to keep people from just throwing it back? or out a window?….
Anonymous

because they are fucking asleep idiot
Anonymous

I’m a Mom of teens, one of which has always been hard to get up. I am SURE their normal sense of humor would not be functional after that prank -effective or not, I can easily envision running for my life!
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Whats it sound like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous

LOL, that’s so stupid. I would stomp on that piece of plastic until it quit. Or beat it with a baseball bat. Or drop a bowling ball on it. Or throw it at the wall. Or drop it in the toilet…

It might work on 3rd graders though.
Anonymous

what if you ate the key?
how long does it go?
because that could get very old, very soon, especially if its loud enought to “disturb the peace”
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sarah

i want one
nacho

i would throw the damn thing out the window
Yalonda

i bought one of these, my mom threw it in my room and scared the crap out of me. later in the day i used it to stimulate a dildo and pleasure myself.
Anonymous

Yolanda…. ew.
For the alarm… I love it. I’d use it at camp, I’m a counselor and the kids would hate me.
revengedudley

I lobbed one into my friend’s room and it blew up. I told the manufacturing company that the thing must have been defective. My friend is now missing a leg. Needless to say after large amounts of bloodloss he fell back to sleep.
looloo

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andy

wow i would just put a toothpick where the pin is suppose to go to stop it
rogerramjet

pop it in your bum and pull the pin
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lalala

i so want one of these!!!!!!

i would take it to school and hide it in a corner somewhere and watch the teacher pull her hair out!!!
lalala

ist frickin april fools tomorrow!!!!!!
bob

that would go straight out my window
bob

that would go straight back out at my dad
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anon.

the sonic alarm is the funniest thing i ever heard. this would have been great to have when i was in high school.
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jaci

oh that sonic alarm sounds so fun. my friends and I always have the hardest time waking up and getting ready on time, seriously, I have to tell my friends an hour early for them to get there on time. lol if we had one of those things, we would be using it all the time on each other!
Blaze

I would do that to my husband and go to work with the pin hehehe
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