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For those special moments when you really need to wake someone up.
“The Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic “fire in the hole” and lob the grenade into the sleeper’s room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That’s not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. It’s stupid, and brilliant, and will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.” Price:$19 Buy it here from Amazon
[via Red Ferret]
Tags: alarm, amazon, clock
24 responses
Anonymous
Oct 6, 2005 at 2:50 am
so…whats to keep people from just throwing it back? or out a window?….
Anonymous
Oct 6, 2005 at 11:15 am
because they are fucking asleep idiot
Anonymous
Oct 6, 2005 at 6:25 pm
I’m a Mom of teens, one of which has always been hard to get up. I am SURE their normal sense of humor would not be functional after that prank -effective or not, I can easily envision running for my life!
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Oct 6, 2005 at 7:15 pm
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wingedfoot
Oct 8, 2005 at 8:57 am
Whats it sound like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love mom
Anonymous
Oct 11, 2005 at 9:33 pm
LOL, that’s so stupid. I would stomp on that piece of plastic until it quit. Or beat it with a baseball bat. Or drop a bowling ball on it. Or throw it at the wall. Or drop it in the toilet…
It might work on 3rd graders though.
Anonymous
Jan 15, 2006 at 12:47 am
what if you ate the key?
how long does it go?
because that could get very old, very soon, especially if its loud enought to “disturb the peace”
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sarah
Mar 3, 2006 at 4:09 pm
i want one
nacho
Mar 3, 2006 at 5:58 pm
i would throw the damn thing out the window
Yalonda
Mar 5, 2006 at 12:43 am
i bought one of these, my mom threw it in my room and scared the crap out of me. later in the day i used it to stimulate a dildo and pleasure myself.
Anonymous
Mar 6, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Yolanda…. ew.
For the alarm… I love it. I’d use it at camp, I’m a counselor and the kids would hate me.
revengedudley
Mar 12, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I lobbed one into my friend’s room and it blew up. I told the manufacturing company that the thing must have been defective. My friend is now missing a leg. Needless to say after large amounts of bloodloss he fell back to sleep.
looloo
Mar 13, 2006 at 6:49 pm
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andy
Mar 15, 2006 at 1:26 am
wow i would just put a toothpick where the pin is suppose to go to stop it
rogerramjet
Mar 15, 2006 at 1:38 am
pop it in your bum and pull the pin
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lalala
Mar 31, 2006 at 9:23 pm
i so want one of these!!!!!!
i would take it to school and hide it in a corner somewhere and watch the teacher pull her hair out!!!
lalala
Mar 31, 2006 at 9:25 pm
ist frickin april fools tomorrow!!!!!!
bob
Apr 15, 2006 at 12:37 pm
that would go straight out my window
bob
Apr 15, 2006 at 12:38 pm
that would go straight back out at my dad
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anon.
Feb 22, 2007 at 2:30 am
the sonic alarm is the funniest thing i ever heard. this would have been great to have when i was in high school.
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