• Anonymous

    you might accidentally throw those in the wash

  • Anonymous

    I might accidently wear them

  • Anonymous

    I might accidently drape them over my face and sniff the sweet man nectar of a soiled pair of tighty’s!!

  • Anonymous

    I might accidently drape them over my face and sniff the sweet man nectar of a soiled pair of tighty’s!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/7942069 Armaedes

    I might accidentally use them as a form of currency in Bulgaria.

  • Anonymous

    your mom and i used this site to meet your dad in a chat room. we had fun for long time.

  • stinky mcshitstainson

    ive already have like 5 of those why would i buy one

  • Anonymous

    you might accidentally put money in those and use them as intended.

    ROFLOOLOLOORLROFORFLNOOB

  • Anonymous

    Those are THE SHIT!

  • Anonymous

    Hugh Jorgan says, Fecal McStool likes to talk about Stool!

  • Fecal McStool

    I like to talk about stool.

  • Anonymous

    Gives new meaning to sniffing it out!

  • Anonymous

    You are not funny at all, stop trying

  • Anonymous

    Yes… I will market my own pair of wearible brief safes. Mine will also have a foul odor to deter would be thieves even more. There will be no zipper in the crotch though… I will use a ‘company secret’ glue that sort of sticks the from fly together to hold your cash.

    This safe has been tested! Its held my family jewels safe for a week and a half. Not a soul has even looked at them.

    Now taking orders… Only 3 pair a month will be sold! Get them while they’re hot… or at least body temperature!

  • Hugh Jass

    Hey – All my underwear look like that!

  • Anonymous

    I think I found my next career. Profesion skid mark maker. Now I need to go eat some taco bell and wash it down with some chilli!!

  • Anonymous

    perfect thing for a skin bar

  • Anonymous

    I ordered these so fast I left skidmarks on my keyboard!!

  • Anonymous

    Turney Duff- Word, those look like mine- GIVE EM BACK!!!

  • KELLEY GOOSECOCK

    damn i dont know about these drawwz man. If my old lady found these she’d think my asshole got scared and tried to fight it’s way out of a tight spot.

  • KELLEY GOOSECOCK

    ya know, i think this idea might backfire. if a burgular breaks into someone’s house and sees those filthy shits layin around, he’s liable to examine em’ just from disbelief that somebody could actually produce such a monstrosity in their underwear….might wanna rethink this idea…just a suggestion

  • Anonymous

    Finally a stash spot for dirty money.

  • http://bryangarrett.com Bryan

    That is awesome!

  • Anonymous

    And to think I used to call thieves crap stains

  • Jessedale

    That is a perfect napkin!

  • Anonymous

    yeah man, so when I gotta pay for something ill say “hold on mam let me reach in my croch”

  • manmustard

    With a wallet like that i would be scared if i got stiffed.

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  • amanda

    why did my brother email me this site?

    that is all.

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