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I think this is a new low for us but I could not resist because it just makes me laugh too hard, plus we already had one toilet post this week. The Brief Safe is a simple yet effective tool for protecting your goods. The people over at Brief Safe realize that no burglar or person with all portions of the brain intact would dare look for cash in a pair of tighty-whities that are heavily stained. The specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables. The guys over at Productdose ask if the Brief Safe is Vulgar genius or genius-ly vulgar? I say pure genius.
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32 responses
Anonymous
Jan 21, 2006 at 5:51 pm
you might accidentally throw those in the wash
Anonymous
Jan 23, 2006 at 4:41 pm
I might accidently wear them
Anonymous
Jan 23, 2006 at 5:45 pm
I might accidently drape them over my face and sniff the sweet man nectar of a soiled pair of tighty’s!!
Anonymous
Jan 23, 2006 at 5:45 pm
I might accidently drape them over my face and sniff the sweet man nectar of a soiled pair of tighty’s!!
Armaedes
Jan 23, 2006 at 6:21 pm
I might accidentally use them as a form of currency in Bulgaria.
Anonymous
Jan 23, 2006 at 6:22 pm
your mom and i used this site to meet your dad in a chat room. we had fun for long time.
stinky mcshitstainson
Jan 23, 2006 at 8:55 pm
ive already have like 5 of those why would i buy one
Anonymous
Jan 23, 2006 at 11:32 pm
you might accidentally put money in those and use them as intended.
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Anonymous
Jan 24, 2006 at 9:05 am
Those are THE SHIT!
Anonymous
Jan 24, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Hugh Jorgan says, Fecal McStool likes to talk about Stool!
Fecal McStool
Jan 24, 2006 at 3:44 pm
I like to talk about stool.
Anonymous
Jan 24, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Gives new meaning to sniffing it out!
Anonymous
Jan 24, 2006 at 11:18 pm
You are not funny at all, stop trying
Anonymous
Jan 25, 2006 at 1:59 am
Yes… I will market my own pair of wearible brief safes. Mine will also have a foul odor to deter would be thieves even more. There will be no zipper in the crotch though… I will use a ‘company secret’ glue that sort of sticks the from fly together to hold your cash.
This safe has been tested! Its held my family jewels safe for a week and a half. Not a soul has even looked at them.
Now taking orders… Only 3 pair a month will be sold! Get them while they’re hot… or at least body temperature!
Hugh Jass
Jan 25, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Hey - All my underwear look like that!
Anonymous
Jan 25, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I think I found my next career. Profesion skid mark maker. Now I need to go eat some taco bell and wash it down with some chilli!!
Anonymous
Jan 26, 2006 at 12:52 am
perfect thing for a skin bar
Anonymous
Jan 26, 2006 at 11:05 pm
I ordered these so fast I left skidmarks on my keyboard!!
Anonymous
Jan 27, 2006 at 11:21 am
Turney Duff- Word, those look like mine- GIVE EM BACK!!!
KELLEY GOOSECOCK
Feb 7, 2006 at 7:06 pm
damn i dont know about these drawwz man. If my old lady found these she’d think my asshole got scared and tried to fight it’s way out of a tight spot.
KELLEY GOOSECOCK
Feb 7, 2006 at 7:57 pm
ya know, i think this idea might backfire. if a burgular breaks into someone’s house and sees those filthy shits layin around, he’s liable to examine em’ just from disbelief that somebody could actually produce such a monstrosity in their underwear….might wanna rethink this idea…just a suggestion
Anonymous
Feb 8, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Finally a stash spot for dirty money.
Bryan
Feb 8, 2006 at 3:29 pm
That is awesome!
Anonymous
Feb 11, 2006 at 10:47 pm
And to think I used to call thieves crap stains
Jessedale
Feb 12, 2006 at 5:26 pm
That is a perfect napkin!
Anonymous
Feb 14, 2006 at 9:16 pm
yeah man, so when I gotta pay for something ill say “hold on mam let me reach in my croch”
Apr 6, 2006 at 3:24 pm
With a wallet like that i would be scared if i got stiffed.
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why did my brother email me this site?
that is all.
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