The Motorized Ice Cream Cone is great if you don’t want to waste energy eating ice cream and at the same time save calories by not eating the cone. Yes I know, you could eat the ice cream out of a bowl and save $10 but what fun would that be.
[via Popgadget]
Tags: gadget, ice-cream
12 responses
Feb 27, 2006 at 8:01 pm
This product SUcks!!!! “The Motorized Ice Cream Cone is great if you don”t want to waste energy”
The Motorized Ice Cream Cone IS a waste of energy… to design it, to build it, to use it, and to landfill it…… prioritise, you wankers!!
JD
Feb 27, 2006 at 8:05 pm
The next Diet Coke.
Feb 27, 2006 at 11:53 pm
Is it edible?
Feb 27, 2006 at 11:59 pm
Fucking Americans so fat and lazy. The only time you’re not lazy is when you work to make something that will lead to you being lazy.
Feb 28, 2006 at 11:22 am
no all americans are as retarded as this jackass that made this shit up. dont classify us americans with the dumbasses that seem to live here also.
Feb 28, 2006 at 12:39 pm
“…save calories by not eating the cone.” What about all the calories that you fail to burn when you can’t even be bothered to turn your hand. Dear Lord.
Feb 28, 2006 at 2:49 pm
That is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever seen! I’d like to see one of our Polyester Beauty Queens with matching size 100 stretch pants save energy and calories when she powers that sucker up and it drills a half a gallon of strawberry ripple into her gaping pie hole! What a crock!
Feb 28, 2006 at 3:11 pm
And this is the reason why society is lazy and fat. Come on now! This is the most stupid ideas ever!! Next are we going to make a toliet that wipes our asses for us. Stop being lazy people and do something active!!!
Feb 28, 2006 at 4:31 pm
A toilet that wipes our asses for us? Now that my friend, is genius! Put me on the waiting list!
Feb 28, 2006 at 5:40 pm
That toilet you’ve been waiting for was invented by the French 500 years ago and is commonly known as a “bidet.” Perhaps it’s a bit more practical than an ice cream cone that eliminates the need gymnastic tongue movements. Still, the autowipe, or hydrowipe as I prefer to call it, does exist but isn’t widely used in America. It’s more commonly found in the other fat, lazy societies of the world.
And yes, Americans improved this technology too. Check out the latest remote controlled, heated bidet with massage features, at:
http://www.biobidet.com
Feb 28, 2006 at 9:02 pm
its things like this that make me fear for the children of the future.
Mar 2, 2006 at 9:15 am
Yeah people!!! Do something active, like posting on a blog after spending 4 hours surfing the web for the most obscure links possible!!!
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