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Motorized Pool Lounger

By Vic DaSilva / 25 comments

Why bother swimming when you can move around the pool without breaking a sweat. The
Motorized Pool Lounger has 2 joysticks that control 2 independent propeller motors ensuring that you cruise your pool in comfort and style. The best part according to Gizmag is there’s an optional US$50 radio controlled drink holder and snack tray (pictured on the right) and a US$30 floating radio. Now that’s what I call style, so take off your party belt and grab your favorite hat because it’s time to go swimming. Price:$149.95
Price: $80

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Although a cool idea its not gonna help americans get any slimmer. The ultimate in laziness, I wonder how fast it goes
Anonymous

I wonder if it would work on a lake.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/7380375 The Beech

probably not, because lakes aren’t made of water
Anonymous

lol
Anonymous

Ha! You got owned!

Who cares about getting slimmer? You can drink beer and get fatter!
Anonymous

Beech… Thanks for that. I just laughed my ass off.
Anonymous

there not exacly pure, but neither is a pool. . . I’d have to say lakes ARE made of water.
Anonymous

…. you’re an idiot.
Anonymous

actually you are…

Although I must agree that a majority of lakes do contain water… Of course it probably wouldnt work anyway, seeing as there are waves on some of the aquatic lakes, and others have seaweed and other stuff that would clog the motors…
Anonymous

If the girl came with it who would care if it even floated?
Anonymous

it would have to depend on what she looks like…..but seriously sexism is not funny
Anonymous

Let me tell you, I’ve been all over western Europe and some of eastern Europe and they are just as fat there as they are in America. It’s just that the Americans will talk about it on TV. I’ve found that those who make Fat American comments are jealous and secretly want to be American.
Tim

Probably wouldn’t work in a pool either…because there are all those little kids that may get sucked up into the motors. Not to mention if it was one of those wave pools, because rafts don’t work in waves, whether those be waves in a pool or waves in a lake! And as long as were talking waves maybe we should look at the durability of this thing in some strong weather. Bet it wouldn’t hold up! Yes I must agree with anonymous, this thing is trash & may actually kill us all. I’ll never buy it!!
Anonymous

all lakes have water. a lake that has dried up is called a dry lake bed. therefore, “aquatic lake” is redundant. if you meant a body of water where ocean water and fresh water meet, that would be a salt marsh. any “waves” on a lake are only caused by wind or wake from boats, so they’re not as strong as a real wave in the ocean. so except on a very windy day, it probably would work (and if it was windy enough not to work on a lake or pond, you’d probably have a difficult time in your pool as well). finally, seaweed is only found in (guess what), the sea. there are freshwater aquatic plants which you could find in a lake, which could potentially jam up the propellers, however, the motor (which drives the propellors) would not be the mechanism to become clogged.

you’re welcome.
Anonymous

oh boy, showing off your intelligence. i think most of us know about all that, but we don’t need to get all self-righteous about it and start spewing out facts about lakes and seaweed and saltwater. we’d rather just have a good time and laugh at each other, so lighten up.
Checkered Demon

If it was made of clear plastic you could see the seaweed and motor around it. You might also be able to see the lake bed.
Anonymous

gqOk, smartboy answer this: If only the ocean has “real waves”, explain what is a fake one? Waves on a lake might only be caused by wind or boats, but still they are waves, and they are real.
Anonymous

yo dumbass… you can have fake waves.. like the ones at universal and other water parks. those are man-made wave, the created machines to make artificial waves.. so there ya go… biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches
Anonymous

I just stumbled onto this page from collegehumor and i’ve never had a better laugh people take things too seriously but its funny as hell… but i must say… i agree with the guy who said if it was clear u could look down … how much can it hold up… i wanna have sex in the middle of a lake with all the fishies looking up and seeing my bare ass … and the fishies will be freshwater TROUT.. see i know the difference between fresh and salt water too … hehe…sex…
Anonymous

a wave is a wave no matter what created it. whether it be man-made, like the one at universal, or it be created by the wind. a wave is described as a ridge moving through or on top of a body of water, which can be created by a man or machine. As long as it is a transfer of energy that takes place in the water it is a wave.
I don’t care that much about the topic i just hate ppl who open their mouth without knowing what they are talking about.
so there ya go dumbass!!!
Electric Fork

A fake wave could be made of plastic, naugahide, etc. and float on top of the water. One could be made to look like a suenami in the far distance.
Anonymous

Hey.. funny comments.. Like someone already said, you guys take things way too seryously.
By the way, a sometimes a “real wave” is considered to be a big wave. (I know it’s dumb, but .. d’oh, people are usualy dumb).
So.. while this contraption may be ok on small waves that slow wind create in pools and lakes, you wouldn’t want to take it out on a lake on a really windy day (like someone already said) or out on the ocean where the waves are usualy big enough to make the thing unusable.
So.. be a “real man” and take the motorized pool lounger out on the ocean during a storm, when you have “real waves”
Anonymous

Ok, so what if I wave at you from across the street? Is that a real wave? What if I use an artificial hand? Is that a fake wave?Personally, I like the idea of sex on the thing, that should beat a waterbed hands down.
d

all of you are gay
mmmmm

Does the girl come with it?

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