If you have a high affinity for re-fried bean burritos or any other gaseous item it may be a good idea to invest in the Flat-D Chair Pad.
From the site:

The Flat-D Chair Pad is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is placed on your favorite chair. The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion needs.

Here is their claim to fame:

Our Chair Pad is NOT a thick cushion that uses the old type granular charcoal imbedded in a poly-foam padding. THAT IS OLD TECHNOLOGY! NOT VERY EFFECTIVE! Your gas won’t be gone. Our product does not make your chair higher either!

Price:$26

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