[ May 1st, 2006 @ 12:39 am ] ... [ Vic DaSilva ]

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The Aphrodite platform shoes is a high-tech shoe for prostitutes. To deal with the safety concerns associated with the job, the shoe comes with a piercing loud alarm system and a GPS receiver. It also comes with a emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. A prototype of the shoe will come with an integrated LCD screen, speakers, Internet connection and GPS tracking system.

[via Gizmologia]

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25 responses

  • wtf
    May 5, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    what kind of whore is going to be able to buy those

  • kim
    May 7, 2006 at 11:12 am

    Don’t you know whores are rich?

  • Heath Ledger
    May 9, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Oh, wow, I have to get me a pair of these, they would look awesome with my silver dress!

  • Caleb
    May 9, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    Whores are not rich you dumbass.

  • Wes
    May 9, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    Does it come with Crack rock? Otherwise, they probably won’t buy it.

  • vlad
    May 9, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    if i was going to beat up a whore, i wouldn’t pick one that had freaking lcd screens in her shoes. Although, i would be tempted to just steal those bling as heels for my gf.

    Do they have a built in cell phone? I would totally do a whore that could talk in her shoe cell phone without taking her shoe off.

  • Analise
    May 9, 2006 at 7:33 pm

    Wait… isn’t prostitution illegal? So whoever’s harassing her wouldn’t be the only one in trouble….She’d be as well…

  • Joshua
    May 9, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Prostitution is perfectly legal, in other countries. As for who could afford that, lets add the prices of a car alarm, one TomTom GPS, a Moto Razor, and I have no idea what to compare the silent alarm to. I think that the only people who will need these while being able to afford it, fall along the lines of: Paris Hiltonor Britney Spears.

  • Jim Diddles
    May 10, 2006 at 1:44 am

    Ohh baby….i want to get a footjob from a hooker wearing those

  • cam
    May 11, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    WTF…HOES ARE OUT TO MAKE CHEAP MONEY, NOT BUY 90,000 dollar shoes that are probly gunna get stolen anyway. Geez, the ideas some ppl come up with!

  • Melina
    May 13, 2006 at 12:48 am

    WTF???!?!?!?!
    This is THE MOST sexist thing I have EVER SEEN!!!!!

  • MO
    May 14, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    omg…..i need these. anyone if you need to know. i work the corner of 5th and 3rd in NYC . i charge $75 2hours anything you want!

  • Forbez
    May 14, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    GPS, tracking. I can see why a theif would want to steal them – some people are quite thick. These shoes seem like quite a good idea only problem is the price tag i reckon they would cost around £100 0 and not many slags could afford them.

  • Heh
    May 15, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    Um…. 5th and 3rd streets don’t cross…. as they would run parallel to each other…..

  • vince
    May 18, 2006 at 12:53 am

    5th Avenue and 3rd Street DO intersect.

    Some dummies just run their mouths without thinking.

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    Jul 5, 2006 at 7:32 am

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  • Annie
    Jul 5, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Look, these are so sexist.
    What self-respecting woman would DO something like this?
    We need to stop this crap, not promote it.
    And while I’m all for protecting stupid people (because men are giglos and women are prostitutes, and those people are idiots.)
    from being abused, I wonder why she/he never bothered pursuing an education.

  • god
    Jul 6, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    dumbasses

  • Caitlin
    Sep 18, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    wellllll, i dont think prostitution is entirely bad. its up to the person whether they want an education or not…thats why its called america…we have that stupid freedom thing you may have heard about….yea

    but those shoes are stupid. pimps are dangerous and probably wouldnt let their bitches have them.

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  • OMAR
    Aug 16, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Yes, but do they make a pimp version?
    I’d like a pair, just don’t need all the extra height of those heels.

  • Kaily
    Dec 18, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    haa.
    whores make a lot of money though…
    whores in Vegas make more money than whose in Cali.

  • HAHhhaha
    May 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    HOOKING is fun

  • la chula
    Jan 28, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I think this shoes are really cool.
    I would like to wear them. I would
    Also like to try all the things they can do.

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