The fine people over at DoubleViking have put together a rather entertaining, testosterone charged post on how to “Man up your Cell Phone.”
From the site:

Men don’t use “smart phones.” We don’t use skinny phones, razor phones, camera phones, mp3 phones or video phones, either. We need that super cheap phone…the one where you actually get money back when you buy it. When you drop a man’s phone, it shouldn’t break. It should bounce. Twice. Then you should be able to pick it up, head to the park and shoot some hoops with it.

Priceless.