Ever year it’s the same dilemma – what do I get for the criminally insane professional that has everything?

Fortunately, the folks at Nihon 3B Scientific have cleared up that problem with their exact scale replica Femur Bone Pen Holder.

Obviously, a desk accessory such as this is most likely to wind up in the office of someone in the medical profession. Still, this thing would be downright creepy no matter who is using it.

Price: 1470 Yen ($12)

[ Via TFTS ]