When someone’s not feeling well, it’s a good idea to take their temperature to find out if they have a fever. Unfortunately, getting close to them to take their temperature means risking exposure to whatever’s making them sick. This Infrared Thermometer with Laser Sight handily takes care of that problem. From a distance, you can fire the thermometer’s laser beam and fry the aliens instantly measure the temperature of any surface, including someone’s forehead. Then you can go play laser tag. PCHEW PCHEW! $59.