Have you ever tried to go to the bathroom in the dark? Me neither, but now you have that option with the Johnny Glow Toilet Locater.

Basically, Johnny Glow is a glow-in-the-dark strip that’s designed to help guys hit their target without having to turn on lights in the middle of the night.

The product site claims that Johnny Glow makes “a great father’s day or birthday gift” – and nothing says I love you more than cheap urine-related trinkets.

Price: $5.99