Much like actual fortune cookies, The Smart Cookie Fortune Ball isn’t so much about telling your future as it is about being confusing and vague. For example, take a look at some of the “prophecy” the cookie provides:

• Future Sticky Like Rice
• You don’t wonton know
• Answer sweet and sour
• Don’t mock the cookie
• Try the eggroll
• Cookie busy – try later

There are 21 messages in all, but it looks like I will have to continue making the big decisions using something a little more reliable – like spinning a gigantic “Wheel of Desiny.”

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