Get your kids started early on a lifelong gambling addiction with the Jackpot Slot Machine Pen. All you have to do is crank the slot machine style handle and push the top button to get the wheels spinning.
Unfortunately, the only payoff you can expect to receive is the knowledge that you managed to entertain yourself and waste hours of precious work time by simply clicking your pen.
Price: $11.99
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