If you are visually impaired, frequently intoxicated, or you own an enormous SUV – you owe it to yourself ( and your car ) to pick up the Park N Place Garage Parking Aid.

The Park N Place prevents dings and scratches to your car when parking in a garage. When the car’s bumper touches the flexible fiberglass pole the sign flashes to signal that you are in the ideal parking position.

On the other hand, you could always get contacts, drive a smaller car, and stop drinking – but that takes effort.

Price: $19.98