New from Think Geek is a Super Mario sounds key chain, which features six unique Mario sounds like, “I pity the fool…” and “First name mister, middle name period, last name T.” Oh wait wrong key chain.  The Mario key chain will give such gems as the growing sound that is produced when Mario eats a mushroom, and the all too familiar boing sound that is emitted when Mario jumps.  Not quite as cool as a Mr. T. sounds key chain, but fun if you are someone who liked a lot of Mario.

Price: $5.99