This is a little something for the abstinence only crowd, because it will guarantee that you sleep alone no matter how hot and bothered you get. Switch on these under the bed LED lights are guaranteed to instantly repel any human female within fifty feet. You will look like such a complete point dexter that not only will you wind up sleeping alone, but she will probably never speak to you again. What is more, she will probably tell all of her friends, they will tell all of their friends, and you will be stuck with the reputation as the person who thought it was cool to make the underside of his bed glow like an alien spaceship.
Price, in case you were seriously considering buying this junk: $36
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Tags: foolish, Geeky, lighting
2 responses
Oct 20, 2007 at 11:49 am
Yes, but it is a magnificent gay geek attracter. Hooray! My dance card will be full!
Oct 21, 2007 at 6:51 am
I hadn’t considered that, go get ‘em tiger! If they come in different colors then you could have a dark side of the force, light side of the force theme nights.
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