We have featured a five figure price-tagged bed from Hollandia on this site before. The last one had an in built music system, but this one well, this one carries horizontal entertainment to a whole new and exciting dimension.  Let’s start with the entertainment before we even begin to look at it as a bed. The first thing that you probably noticed in the sea of white that is the Hollandia Platinum-Luxe Elite is the retractable television.  If you squint hard enough, at the picture, you can just make out that it is a 32″ Bravia HDTV.  It is positioned a full 80-inches away from the headboard in an optimum viewing position; retracts when not in use and the bed will adjust the ambient lighting so that you have the perfect lumen levels for avoiding eyestrain.  It is pretty sweet isn’t it?  But there is more, because this beastly bed is made for some very purposeful sloth.  There is a 5 CD/DVD changer system, so you can just load in the DVDs that you want to watch and let them play, one after the other. don’t think for a second that you have to enjoy your viewing experience on substandard TV speakers, oh no, you get a five speaker surround system with a sub-woofer under each bed so you can enjoy delicious bass-filled vibrations in your favorite Empire Strikes Back battles.  Awesome, there is an iPod dock as well in case you care, which you probably don’t because this thing plays CDs.

Now, the bed features of what is not a bad entertainment system.  That famous Hollandia massage system is included of course and the motorized reclining system does look an absolute dream. The price tag will probably compare with that of a small BMW, but hey, it is a more worthy purchase than a diamond studded iPod Nano.  People are supposed to sleep 6-8 hours a day, but I could seriously see my self lying in my own filth for a good twelve hour stretch.  If I ever found myself in a position to work only from home,  I would wire my PC up to it and never get up.

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