Comments on: Strange Stuff You Can Buy From Amazon That You Probably Didn’t Know About

By: Edwardian, Progressively So.

Edwardian, Progressively So. — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:26:22 +0000

I just read about these reviews. Like a little secret club, isn’t it.

By: Robbert Frost

Robbert Frost — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:37:32 +0000

About this NorTrac BackHoe. Now normally I’m not into that kind of thing, but when she’s warmed up, this hot little number is ready to take on anything from behind. Once you start with the hole, she’s grunting and grinding, you know, really going at it. In the yard, in the park, she’s ready to go, anywhere, anytime. Now she’s expensive, and a little heavy set, but I’d say she’s worth every penny.

By: Goober

Goober — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:16:58 +0000

So I bought the Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne, because I thought “Hey, if it’s good enough for Yoda…”, but now I know why he was bald. Like after all you can eat night, down at The Chili Hut, the last thing you want to do is be gettin’ anywhere near a “throne” with a lit flame on it. Woah! Won’t go into details, but needless to say, The “Force” was strong with this one. Been six months, and I’m still waitin’ for my eyebrows to grow back. The candle, bad idea, nuff said. Would’a sent the durn thing back, but we still ain’t found all the pieces.

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:07:08 +0000

Mr. Editor doode, its hard to find nice people nowadays, and i have to rank you as one of them. lol

yeah, jonathyn needs luck…. i just rely on skill
*swings hips and arms in opposite directions*
pwned

By: BT

BT — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:14:13 +0000

Review of Wooden Toilet Throne

After I bought and used this beauty (financed by selling shares from a company called ToiletteBowl dot com), I made the most amazing discovery in the history of science. Now I know the secret to wealth and success (many would kill me for this!) Why did kings and emperors always have thrones? Why were they fed by beautiful maidens while on the hot seat (literally hot!)? Because the thrones were only in disguise – they were toilets actually. And the secret was to eat while emptying your bowels. I found that out only when I tried it. Next day, I won the national lottery called toi-lotto! Thanks for this great bargain!