I’ve added the ones that I liked.. and I put a link to your site.. great!!!!!!!! job!!

The earrings. with the symbol that appears on power buttons aren’t necessarily Apple attire. That symbol is on or next to the power button on my Logitech speakers, my Acer monitor, my Logitech mouse, my Brother printer, my Dell computer case, and, most importantly, my Microsoft Xbox. That is some pretty geeky jewelry, but I wouldn’t say that is a sign of an Apple fanboy.

I’ve got one. If you’re 30 years old and havn’t been laid, you’re probably a Mac Fan-boy.

YEA! That chick with the fake ass apple tat is hot! Its the only reason I ended up on this page really. Sneaky bastards. Oh and dude, its a friggin power button, Apple does not own the patent on it nor have they trademarked or copyrighted a damn power button. jeez

Juice, grow up and learn, how dare you say it can not do BUT photoshop? that only shows how little you must know about technology itself.

well i’m a veyr proud Apple fangirl and i try and convert as much PC users as possible

If you have never seen a naked female(thats in the flesh, not watching internet porn) and are 40+ years old..you are a mac boy…

@ Craig Leslie, @ Jason:

Since when does using Windows = getting laid?? Wow.

Actually I tend to find it’s people who use the word “Fanboy” that don’t get laid. I use a Mac because in my opinion OSX beats Windows in every way. Period. What’s sad is that you actually care. Don’t forget to wear a rubber.

macs = half a pc

You might not be a Mac fanboy (or sufficiently educated) if your blog post consistently contains an apostrophe when attempting to make a noun plural (“Mac’s” instead of “Macs”).

gotta add this to the list: http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/04/03/steve-jobs-plush-toy/

Yes, I’m a fanboy, weird how people are critical of someones choices just because they choose quality gear!

Work in the IT industry, have done since the early 90′s and was die hard Windoze user, went Mac, ain’t goin back!

No more blue screens of death, re-installs, driver searches, VIRUSES!!

Can’t believe how many years I put up with using M$ crap, now I don’t have to, if I really want to I can run Windoze in a, well window …lmao, but why would I, play COD 4 on my iMac, runs better than on my Xbox, better graphics and no online gaming subscriptions.

Anyone who knocks Macs seriously hasn’t spent much time using one lately, cos apart from the price there is no good reason to choose a PC over a Mac, it looks nicer, runs better (even benchmarks Windoze faster than on a conventional PC) and is deadly silent… in my opinion PC users should be called fanboys for the sound of the Fans they need to keep their PC of choice cool enough not to blue screen…

Anyway, if you haven’t tried it don’t knock it, I used to and I was wrong, and if you don’t want to convert to Mac, who am I to care, just makes mine look all the more exclusive, if you wanna conduct an orchestra, you gotta turn your back on the crowd!

PC Users = Sheep

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Well, why would anyone want to write a virus for MACs? they own less than 4% of the global computing power. In other words, MACsare obviously a niche market. A serious virus/malware/trojan author couldn’t care less about dealing with MACs

Oh come on. You can do better than this. Then again, seeing the sort of links ont he bottom of this blog, I’m not so sure I’m not on an Apple fanboy blog.

To start with, Apple fanboys are the worst kind of fanboys. They get horrendously rabid toward anyone who even thinks about not liking Apple slightly. They’re ALWAYS first in a flamewar and ALWAYS the one who comes out toasted to a crisp when someone flames them back but packs their flames with something more than some guy they worship says. In other words, they’re flaming with actual facts, not pure, unadulterated marketing bullshit that Steve Jobs tells them. Despite Apple fanboys thinking they are breaking from the mainstream, they are more sheeplike than Microsoft fanboys, as they cannopt form a single thought for themselves as stated earlier in my post. They can ONLY parrot what Steve Jobs tells them. Next, they get really pissed off, and I mean REALLY pissed off when someone disagrees with them about Apple or their products. What’s worse is they’ll immediately make assumptions about the person who dares speak about the perfect Steve jobs and his cult. The most common is that anyone who says that Macs are overpriced and not really packing anything useful (An absolute truth, btw. Macs have been that way since 1984. Nothing’s changed in 26 years.) are usually immediately branded a Bill Gates boot-licker. Note how the Mac vs. PC ads REALLY are. IT’s ALL about OS X and Windows. NOT about Macs versus PCs. Why? Because the hardware these days is the same architecture. Except in this case the PC would be the one humilating the Macs. Even software-wise: OS X vs. Windows as an ad, if they were truthful I’d STILL find it dubious that OS X would be able to really humiliate Windows all those times. Not that Windows is really worthy of praise. My post isn;t about Windows, though. I rather like the Mac vs. PC vs. Linux ads Novell did because they actually presented something factual and still came off as entertaining. Something Apple couldn’t pull off if they tried. When it comes down to actual merits of operating systems Apple is at the bottom of the heap. LAcking any truly useful features, any sort of productive software library, and restricted to a proprietary PC so it can’t really show its power, assuming it has any, OS X is almost a textbook example of how NOT to implement UNIX. Then Apple goes and forks or buys out some open source projects already created and tries to pass them off as their own creation. Like Webkit. Webkit is HARDLY Apple’s creation considering almost all of it is derived from KDE’s original web engine. Oops. Not only that, but Apple completely MUTILATED said web engine and made it work like crap. Web pages not loading properly, if at all, just the top of the iceberg. Let’s not even broach the subject of code theft, which Apple did to supply the vast majority of OS X’s code. OS X is the #1 reason why I NEVER license my code under the BSD license. Because if I make something great, I don’t want companies like Apple locking it down and passing it off as theirs. Darwin is a textbook example of how to have your hard work exploited for profit and with no credit. Brings me to my next point: WHY is Apple so hell-bent on restricting their users so oppressively anyways? iPhone doesn’t allow non-Apple blessed software, wars against jailbreakers, OS X is licensed so that no one can install it on anything but Macs (Anti-trust, anyone?), the iPhone 4 restrictions got the DoJ’s attention for a very good reason: Apple even went so far as to explicitly block competition from the iPhone in the form of Flash. Then goes the extra mile by actually DICTATING how people were meant to program for the device, including what language they could use. Cue the Apple fanboys coming out in droves and playing yes-men to Steve Jobs and regurgitating his proven lies about it being about security and standards and quality. Three things Apple doesn’t have they accused Adobe of having so they could keep their fanboys from realizing the real reason behind it: They cannot stand a true rival on their own platform. So they performed a borderline anti-competitive act by banning Flash outright because they want people to only use their proprietary SDK, Cocoa. Why? Because if people don’t use Cocoa, Apple doesn’t get to lord their power over their apps, and they get MONEY just from people seeking the privilege of ATTEMPTING to get an app in the app store. Best of luck to them getting past the arbitrary rules Apple imposes almost on a case by case basis. (Note: Android, as of 2.2, has Flash, just another thing propelling Android FAR ahead of anything Apple’s made to date.) And my final thought, Apple is NOT the grand innovator it or its fanboys puff it up to be. All those “innovations” are innovations on some other company’s part. Apple didn’t invent or implement, GUI, motion-sensing, multitouch, or desktop compositing first. The iPhone is the worst offender, really. Apple fanboys left and right acted like there wasn’t even a SMARTPHONE before Apple made one. Apparently the Blackberry and Treo, smartphones that existed for YEARS before the iPhone was even conceptualized, never existed until St. Steve said they could. Of course, the iPhone suffered from the typical Apple treatment: Lacking even standard basic features while still charging hundreds more for it. Apple fanboys didn’t notice. Steve Jobs told them to love the iPhone and call it revolutionary. So they did. Cue a megaton of bloggers calling the iPhone the EXACT SAME WORD over and over again: Revolutionary. Except… it wasn’t. IT didn’t do anything beyond gimmickry that things like Treo or Blackberry didn’t already do years before. I remember one blogger who was all OMFGLMAO WEB BROWSER until someone pointed out web browsers have been on even NON-smartphones for years. Then he shut up, realizing Apple did nothing new on the iPhone except jack up the price and pass that off as innovation.

What I said above is mostly opinion, but it’s only the TIP OF THE ICEBERG about Apple. They are actually worse than Microsoft. The biggest difference between the two is Microsoft actually has the balls to admit its a scumbag company and that it doesn’t care.

I cahllenge all the iPhone losers to pick up a Droid. ANY model: Original, Incredible, OR X, and actually use it for a month to actually give it a chance. You’d realize that just about everything Apple says about the iPhone is a barrelful of bullshit. Same challenge for a decent mid-level PC running a good flavor of Linux and KDE 4.

you forgot to mention:

If you’re subscribed to Apple religious sites like http://thechurchofapple.com

Lol I had a good laugh at your monologue

I am a true apple fan boy, got apple under wear on as i speak ahaha

Excellent. Best post I’ve read in years in fact. What really saddens me is when some Mac fan boy deludes and cons an unsuspecting punter into buying a Mac instead of a PC because they are sick of viruses, slow performance and blue screens. This of course is nothing to do with the PC but the OS. Countless people have wasted their money because of this. Understanding the difference between hardware and OS would be something I wish people would learn about. Buying a cheap PC and installing a free Linux distro and maybe dual-boot Windows if necessary would save them a lot of money.

@Briggs

“The earrings are Apple fanboy attire because those particular power buttons come from a Mac.”

Funny, my Acer PC laptop has that button. I have it on good authority that Macs have transistors in them.

That symbol is on or next to the power button on my Logitech speakers, my Acer monitor, my Logitech mouse, my Brother printer, my Dell computer case, and, most importantly, my Microsoft Xbox.

TL:DR… Waaaayy TL. You ever hear of the enter key? Well I see you DO know how to use it, since you put 2 tiny paragraphs at the bottom of your wall. You stupid fucking idiot.

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