This is the most pimped out Taser I have ever seen. Seriously, if a cop or anyone else pulled one of these on me I might have to call out an emphatic, “Please tase me bro.” Back to reality, Tasers are made to cause incapacitation and there is nothing sexy about that. Who needs leopard print tasers and pink PAVA guns. Let’s stick to functional black plastic and not turn them into fashion accessories. They are weapons, self defense weapons but weapons nonetheless. You need an age and background check to purchase one of these and if you want you can bundle it with an MP3 playing holster. Mmmmm…. incapacitating, music playing, leopard skinned pain.

Price: $379

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