Long before Captain Jack Sparrow graced us with his presence there was The Princess Bride. It was one of the few movies that got the right mix of romance and swashbuckling action to keep everyone happy and one of the greatest lines from the film were the famous words of the Spaniard Inigo Montoya, “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.”

Now these words of wisdom can be yours on your very own black t-shirt. It is designed very sneakily to look like those name tags that we all despise and the butt of the joke will be the extroverted twonk that comes over to address you by name.

Available from Think Geek for between $17 and $19 depending on your size.