The Longhorn Steer Grill does not let you forget what the tender steak that is about to sizzle on the hot plate once looked like. I don’t really like my food related stuff to be cute, but I won’t let anything or anyone put me off a nice cut of prime rib. Buying a Longhorn Steer Grill really says to all and sundry, “Yeah cows can be cute, but I love my meat and no one is going to stop me enjoying it.”

You need to reach down deep inside wherever those little pangs of guilt are, if you get them, and squash them or someone just might come along, punch your arm and tell you to cowboy up (if you got that little obscure TV show reference, you really need to get out more). What was I talking about again, oh yeah, the Long Horn Steer Grill. It is a grill, it is impossibly cute, it has wheels and it costs $1699 at Traer Grills, not much more to say really.

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