There are plenty of concepts that don’t quite have the mustard required to go into commercial production; of them there are a few that are bizarre enough to give a reader a good chuckle. The Stix Eyeware glasses chopsticks fall clearly into this category. The arms of the glasses conceal a pair of chopsticks that can be taken out for eating, pinning hair back, or whatever use you can think of putting a thin stick of wood to.

For some reason I find the thought of using eating implements in my hair mildly disgusting, but not nearly as gross as hair accessories going in my food. If you ask me, this product is wrong on multiple levels. [Coroloft via Yanko Design via DVICE]