The Borrow My Pen? pen set is designed with the logic that if a commonly stolen item is humiliating enough, it will cease to be appealing to thieves. It features eight pens with messages that are somewhat amusing. My favorite being Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery, Specializing in Difficult Gender Reassignments.

Long ago I realized that a potentially embarrassing picture or message on an object was usually enough to guarantee its return. Case and point was a lighter that a male relative owned which featured David Hasselhoff in a tight lunch-cutting Speedo. Needless to say, it remains in his possession today.

Price: $6.99
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