The Garden Zombie is something that would be right up my alley if I had a house with a garden rather than a tiny apartment with a balcony. It would be nice to have something to frighten away the wrong sorts of people. My home is my castle and there is nothing that bothers me more than unwelcome visitors. Admittedly there are less of those here in Japan, but every once in a while the zealots come a knocking; them or the pushy NHK collectors that come to charge you a ridiculous amount of money for having a TV (even if you don’t watch it). The best part is that it is life-sized.

Price: $89.95 [Design Toscano via Nerd Approved]