You don’t need a fireplace to enjoy Money to Burn Fire Starters, you could pull these out at a barbecue or use them to spark up a cigar. If you are malicious enough, tell your friends that their money worries are over and they can go out and quit their jobs tomorrow because you will take care of them. Then, throw a roll of hundreds on the fire to add emphasis. Believe me they will think that the joke is really funny on Tuesday when they have to crawl into their office to ask for their job back.

Price: Six for $13 [Baller House]