It seems it will be a while before the LHC will be ready to convert the Swiss/French border into strange matter and suck all life as we know it into the oblivion of a homemade black hole. The cooling system that is responsible for keeping the LHC’s super-magnets from melting the planet has an electrical malfunction - Armageddon is down for repairs. [Physorg via Gizmodo, DVICE]

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