One day perhaps someone will be able to explain this whole bejeweling fad in a way that I will understand, until then I will be left mocking every single cell phone, car and computer that happens across my path. Featuring 3,554 Swarovski jewels, and housed in gold and brass panels, the glittering cylinder packs in some very mediocre specs including an ATI Radeon HD 4000, 500 GB HDD, DVD-R, card reader, Core 2 Duo (not sure what speed). On top of this $300 or so of tech, the only feature of note is the 7″ touch screen.

Price: around $30K, which should at the very least be getting you a Core 2 Extreme and some liquid helium cooling – and where is the SSD? [Aving via DVICE]

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