Faster Than a Turkey, Slower Than a Bear

as-fast-as-i-can If you ever wanted to know just how fast humans are in the grand scheme of things, this T-shirt will put it all in perspective for you.

Price: $18 [Threadless via Fashionably Geek]

About the author: C. S. Magor

C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside, approximately two hours from Tokyo - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

Website: http://www.uberreview.com