First The Mini Donut Machine, Then the Dialing Wand

If you ever wanted to turn your self into the super-sized version of Homer Simpson so that you could get worker’s compensation for morbid obesity – a mini donut maker that can cook up 12 donuts in 7 minutes would seem to be a good way to start.

From the manufacturer:

Bake delicious donuts without icky frying! Mornings will never be the same once you switch on this donut machine. It’s so easy and convenient you’ll never have an excuse not to have donuts! Makes 7 mini fresh donuts in under 4 minutes. Easy to use non-stick baking tray releases donuts instantly and make clean-up a breeze.

At least they are baked and not deep fried.

Price: $30 [Red Ferret]

About the author: C. S. Magor

C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside, approximately two hours from Tokyo - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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