Periodic BaCoN T-shirt: If Bacon Was Made Like This It Would Be Really Bad For You

Clever it might be, but I doubt there would be too many bacon eaters amongst the living if they consumed Barium and Cobalt in any sort of quantity.

Price: $16-18 (dependent on girth)

About the author: C. S. Magor

C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in the Japanese countryside, approximately two hours from Tokyo - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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