Actually, the chair itself doesn’t make me want to retch so much as the models in these product shots. A rocking chair isn’t supposed to be a love seat… love seats shouldn’t even exist. Sitting on a rocking chair is an awesome solitary experience and should never be cheapened with annoying couples staring lovingly in one another’s eyes… but I digress. The Sway chair is a double-wide rocking chair by Markus Krauss that has a trick or two up its sleeve. It can double as a regular chair thanks to a telescoping rod that locks down the rocker and it can be arranged in a few different configurations (which you can see on the product page below).