Trying to break the record for most consecutive hours spent online? Well you may as well do it in style. And it’s a good thing your trust fund isn’t running out anytime soon because this one’s going to cost you. The Emperor 200 Luxury Computer Workstation is like the G450 Business Jet equivalent of where ever you normally sit to surf the interwebs, but is oddly more expensive than actually chartering a private flight. The built-in monitor mount allows for up to three 24″ screens, and the built in LED lights in the upper structure provide ideal lighting without causing a glare. There’s an adjustable keyboard tray for your ergonomic pleasure, and the seat controls allow for tilting, lifting, lowering, twisting, turning, and any other relevant verbs you could associate with internet usage. A series of various inputs and outputs accommodate your Mac, PC, or favorite gaming console, and the audio control pod makes adjusting the levels of the built-in Bose sound system convenient and simple. All you need now is about $45,000 plus shipping and you too can be the envy of all of your broke friends who have jobs and lives that don’t allow for much free time. Losers….
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