Whether you’re trying to get rid of documents that have the details of your latest “Pump and Dump” scam, or you’re simply trying to shred your check stubs from 1998, normal shredders take care of business, but not if you have to destroy a bulk of documents at once. And I know, we’ve all tried to shove more than the recommended amount of papers into that little hole, but all we wind up doing is breaking, overheating, or jamming our machines, sometimes forever. Hammacher Schlemmer’s new Royal Sovereign Auto Feed Shredder is the Rolls Royce of paper shredders, serving up conveniences and features galore. You can put up to 75 documents in the tray, avoiding an hour of having to stand there to get the job done. And although you’ll probably want to still stand there to ensure nobody grabs your sensitive documents, the super shredder micro-shreds 3 pages at a time which in turn lets you chop up 8 inches of paper per minute. The steel blades chop paper, credit cards, staples, and paperclips like they were made of Matzoh, and has an anti-jam feature that allows for automatic de-jamming. Cool, huh? You can grab one of these here for $299.95.