Who knew you could learn so much from your spit?  Turns out, you can learn things you would have never imagined such as your global origins, ancestral lineage,  health risks,  your disease carrier status, drug responses,  even find long lost relatives to swap spit with.  Just look how simple it is:

The company behind this is called 23andMe after the 23 pairs of chromosomes that humans all have (allegedly), and man do they go into detail, complete with animated guide to your genes and phenotype.  Will something like this actually catch on?  I don’t know, but if you’re interested then click here.  And if DNA isn’t quite your bag, you can click here if you want to help my friend, the African Prince, by allowing him to deposit $30 million in your account temporarily.  He’ll totally pay you for it.  He’ll just need your Social Security Number, bank account info, home address, etc. No big deal.

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