Getting Nicolas Cage’s Head Photoshopped onto Your Body Only Costs $12

If you ever wanted Nicolas Cage’s head photoshopped onto your body then read on… because today is your lucky day.

Etsy user JazzberryBlue will perform the “Cagification” for a mere $12 and will get the job done in two hours or less. He offers extras as well:

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:
Devilish Eyes…………………….0.99 cents
Battle Wound…………………….0.99 cents
Herpes………………………………0.99 cents
Flying Squirrel…………………..0.99 cents
Ominous Black Cat……………0.99 cents
Christian Slater………………….0.99 cents

JazzberryBlue’s motivation? He needs the money.

i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction… im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams…. i am doing this because i need 12$

Personally I’m not down with being Cagified – I’m not a fan of his recent material. [Source]