Ghostbusters x Vacuum = Proton Back-Pacuum

Let me not start something that can’t be undone.  This contraption is not actually called a “Back Pacuum,” but that just goes to show that I’m much more creative than the person who named it the… ready…..Backpack Vacuum.   Predictable monikers aside, how much more sense could this make?  Sucking up dirt isn’t the problem with vacuuming.  The problem is lugging around a cumbersome and annoying monstrosity around your house, and potentially up and down your stairs.  Well worry no more, merry maids, now there’s a vacuum that you strap right on to your back, making house cleaning a cinch.  The canister piece weighs a mere 7.5 lbs, and features adjustable straps, and comfy cushioning to make sure that it feels simply delightful against your Rhomboid and Trapezius muscles.  The motor is 800 watts, it has a HEPA filter, 6 cleaning tools, 2 extension wands, and a mesh storage bag.  And for the record, just cause there’s a woman pictured, doesn’t mean this isn’t for the dudes.  So strap on your sucky little proton pack and get to work, player.  Get it here for $199.95 with free shipping.



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