BrightFeet Slippers Lead You to the Junk at 4 am

It’s the middle of the night, you’re not hungry but your gluttony has all but consumed your dreams, so you need ice cream now.  You don’t want to turn on the lights and wake your wife who will remind you of your diabetes and morbid obesity, but you also don’t want to break anything on the way to the freezer.  Plus the floors are oh so cold and you need to keep your precious tootsies warm, so there’s only one thing that will help you in this situation.  That’s right- slippers with LEDs in them.  Here come BrightFeet!  Made from high quality, comfortable fleece, these night shoes feature a non-slip sole, built-in weight and light sensors, and the powerful LED lights they pack can illuminate up to 25 feet, making the perfect pathway to snack heaven.  These are available in a handful of colors and sizes, and they even make them for kids.  Perfect for finding their way to Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom.  Yay!  Get everyone you know a pair here for $25-$30.

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