Gun-covered Black Knight Hummer is the best kind of awful

Behold the abomination that is the Black Knight Hummer H2. It might have done 86,000 miles and have no remaining factory warranty of which to speak but if you are looking to outfit a small private army and/or dangerous right wing militia group then you, sir (or ma’am) had best hop over to eBay where it is selling for the eminently reasonable price of $55,000. It is worth that for the Lambo doors alone.

As for the aforementioned weaponry, there is a lot of it, the seller isn’t kidding when he (or she, but probably he) tells you that it is “Armed to the Teeth”.

Black Knight is Ready for Action and Armed to the Teeth!!

7- MA Deuce 50 Caliber Machine Guns with Tripods
2- 30 Caliber M1919 Machine Guns
10- Mini-Guns with Rotating Action
4- RPG’s Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers
20mm Real Shells on Front Brush Guard and on Back Spare Tire
50 Caliber on Top Shoots Simulated Fire with Loud Report and Works with Propane/ Oxygen Tanks Stored in Ammo Cases on Roof. Nitrous Oxide Purge System with Nozzles on Hood and Front 50 Caliber Machine Guns.
Laser Lights on Guns and Roof Rack
2- Final Fantasy Swords 56″ Long Mounted on Roof Rack
Additional Swords Mounted on Back and Front
Dragons, Skulls, Hid Lights, Headers, Dual exhaust, Optima and 2- Marine Batteries, Chrome Hand Grenade Shifter
2000 Watt Amp, 12″ Sub Woofers, 15 Multicolor Interior Lasers
2 Fire Extinguishers
Back Seat has 2- M1919 Machine Guns, 1- Mini-Gun, Pineapple Grenades, 50 Caliber Bullets and 40mm Shells for Grenade Launchers.
Everything is Controlled with Wireless Remote

Dragons, skulls, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, machine guns, a 2000-watt amp and it being a Hummer (even if it is only an H2) all point to the possibility that someone, somewhere might have had… I don’t know… a little adequacy issue, that or he really likes guns and big gas-guzzling cars – either way we’re not here to judge.