Everyone complains that the prison system is overcrowded, but there are a few problems that are just as important.  The first is that cell-mates are always trying to swipe your good pens, that the crooked guard worked so hard to smuggle in for you,  and subsequently cost you a carton of smokes.  The second issue is that once these pens get into the wrong hands, they can be used as lethal weapons.  And with all that beef you’ve been having lately with the Skinheads, this creates a very dangerous situation.  So what’s an inmate to do?

Let me present the Stab-Resistant Prison Pens- the pen that writes well, but won’t lead to your eminent death or trip to the prison infirmary.  But seriously, folks, these pens are great for classrooms, playrooms, or very hostile work environments.  They come in a pack of 5 and feature a soft body that prevents the ability of using them for weapons.  You can purchase these here for $5.99.

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