None of us want to get up early and go to work, which is why breakfast becomes such an important start to your day. But there’s one problem with breakfast, and that is- it doesn’t evoke the happiness that your Nintendo once did. Seriously, I used to stare out the window in 5th grade and dream about coming home so I could play Super Mario Bros. until my eyeballs felt like I dipped them in battery acid, and I went to sleep happy every night because of it. So how do we fix this problem, you ask? Why don’t you check out the new Nintendo Entertainment System Toaster.   Constructed from an actual retro Nintendo console, this fully operational toaster is sure to remind you of the days when you had no stress, and nothing was more important than rescuing Princess Zelda.  

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