Why did I choose that title? I have no idea. But what I do know is that even after all these years, typing on a small iPhone keyboard is difficult. Sure, you can buy keyboards for your handheld, but doesn’t that defeat the purpose? With Brookstone’s new Virtual Keyboard, you can carry your qwerty around in your pants pocket, without taking up extra space. The keychain utilizes high-tech laser projection and advanced optical tracking technology to project a virtual, touch-sensitive keyboard on the flat surface of your choice. The device works with Bluetooth, and is compatible with your favorite smartphone, tablet, or laptop for ultimate convenience and portability. You can get yourself or one of your fat-fingered friends (see how it all came together) one here for 100 clams.