The Smitten Protects from Frostbite, Promotes Gag Reflex

I get it, people are cold and want to protect their delicate fingers from frostbite, but seriously – Smittens? The Smitten is a special mitten that allows the sorts of folks that dig obnoxious public displays of affection to do what they do best – rub their saccharine sweet perfect relationships in lonely people’s faces.

Smittens come with a pair of regular gloves, for you and your partner’s non-smitten hands, which will need to be protected if they are to successfully fend off the inevitable wedgies.

Price: $39.69 [via Oh Gizmo]


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C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in a sleepy basin town in the Japanese countryside - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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