Meet the Jaktogo, a luggage jacket that lets you carry just about anything. This monstrosity is made from what is described as a durable, light water-resistant material – the selling point: it has 14 pockets of various sizes.
The Jaktogo comes in a range of capacities, which will cost you anywhere from $94 – $319. While the fashion monstrosity won’t win you any walk-offs, it will help keep your excess baggage fees down. At present, budget and premium airlines alike usually weigh hand luggage – but they won’t ask you to weigh your jacket.
The downside to the Jaktogo, aside from its cost to your dignity, is its uncanny resemblance to a poorly disguised suicide vest. Wearing one of these virtually ensures that you will be targeted for a sweaty, awkward enhanced pat-down by every failed police aspirant with a hero complex in the employ of the TSA.