Nothing separates the Neanderthals from the Metro-sexuals more than perfectly-coifed facial hair. Ok, there is offensively powerful cologne, gaudy Versace shirts, and sausage casing fit red pants, but if the eyes are the windows to the soul, consider your facial hair the carpet.
For years men across the globe have tried any and everything to get beards, ‘staches, and goatees that look like they were drawn on, only to fail miserably. But now, with the help of technology, you too can accomplish a beard that looks like this:
It’s called the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000, and it’s the world’s first ever beard trimmer with a built-in laser guide for precision grooming. The groomer features an LED display to show which of the 17 different length settings you are using, LED battery display level, dual-sided trimmer, and is water-resistant for easy cleaning. The razor takes 1 hour to charge, but provides 1 hour of wireless trimming, because that’s how long it will take you to get a beard like the one above.
Get yours here for $99.