Holidays mean more than just presents and gluttonous consumption of foods that are high in fat and cholesterol. For some of us, it means we get our drank on (not a typo). But one thing it most definitely shouldn’t mean is dead people; specifically because of you, specifically because of you drinking alcohol and driving. Why let the famed breathalyzer test be a sign that you’re going to jail, when you can use it to do the right thing?
With “police-grade accuracy,” Alc0hoot is just what you need to keep your legally drunk self out of trouble. The unit plugs directly into your headphone jack and works with a free app that is compatible with both Android and iOS. “So why is it 2 and a half times more than simliar devices?” you may ask? Well that’s due to not only the guaranteed accuracy, but because the device requires a yearly calibration, you’ll get a new device each year along with a shipping label to return the old one, with just a $30 fee. In addition, the app will give you directions to local restaurants where you can soak up the night’s intake with deep-fried anything, a link to Uber, as well as a tool to track your consumption. Also, if this sounds super exciting to you, then you most likely have at least a slight drinking problem. That aside, you can get yours here now for $119. Happy New Year!