Fried Chicken Scented Candles

Fried chicken is a strange beast: it smells fantastic, tastes pretty good, but when you are done eating it… greasy-fingered hand of regret reaches into your soul and gives it a little squeeze. At least, that is what happens when you get to my age. Now, there is a fried chicken scented candle that lets you smell it without contributing to arteriosclerosis.

This would make the best sort of really bad gift for anyone who prepares fried chicken for a living.

Price: $22 (unfortunately the first batch is sold out) [This is Why I’m Broke]


About the author: C. S. Magor


C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in a sleepy basin town in the Japanese countryside - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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