Eyeball Bowling Ball, As Gross as it is Awesome

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This eyeball bowling ball is bound to get a few looks at the local bowling alley. This disgusting-looking piece of sporting equipment comes in sizes of 12, 13 and 15 pounds and is currently on sale at Amazon. My only criticism is that it is modeled on a human eyeball, it is pretty hard to sell a 15-pound eyeball as realistic. In your author’s not so humble opinion, they would have been better off modeling it on the ocular endowments of some sort of large sea mammal – you haven’t bowled until you have rolled a strike with the eye of an (apparently) freshly slaughtered blue whale.

Price: $140
[via This is Why I'm Broke]

 

About the author: C. S. Magor

 

C.S. Magor is the editor-in-chief and reporter at large for Uberreview and We Interrupt. He currently resides in a sleepy basin town in the Japanese countryside - where both his bank balance and the lack of space in his home are testament to his addiction to all things shiny.

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