This eyeball bowling ball is bound to get a few looks at the local bowling alley. This disgusting-looking piece of sporting equipment comes in sizes of 12, 13 and 15 pounds and is currently on sale at Amazon. My only criticism is that it is modeled on a human eyeball, it is pretty hard to sell a 15-pound eyeball as realistic. In your author’s not so humble opinion, they would have been better off modeling it on the ocular endowments of some sort of large sea mammal – you haven’t bowled until you have rolled a strike with the eye of an (apparently) freshly slaughtered blue whale.
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